{"id":8314,"date":"2012-11-08T22:51:17","date_gmt":"2012-11-09T03:51:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/?p=8314"},"modified":"2012-11-08T22:51:17","modified_gmt":"2012-11-09T03:51:17","slug":"my-october-2012-dreams-art-garfunkel-doctor-doom-bob-marley-and-more","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/2012\/11\/08\/my-october-2012-dreams-art-garfunkel-doctor-doom-bob-marley-and-more\/","title":{"rendered":"My October 2012 dreams: Art Garfunkel, Doctor Doom, Bob Marley and more"},"content":{"rendered":"

Another month has gone by, which means another month of fun mind movies for me, which I share each morning over on Twitter<\/a>. And as usual, I’ve gathered them here, because seeing them together like this adds an additional level of surreality.<\/p>\n

Welcome to my subconscious!<\/p>\n

October 2012 Dreams<\/strong><\/p>\n

I dreamt I got into an Ed Sullivan impersonation duel with Will Jordan, then my HS pal Mark Diamond showed up and we both did Mick Jagger. 29 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I had an intense discussion with Nicholas Brody and Carrie Mathison. Not sure about what. (Hadn’t even seen last night’s Homeland<\/em>!) 29 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I wandered a dense city looking for a particular BBQ joint. I’d forgotten its name, though, and was trying to find it by nose. 26 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was on a train with old timey journalists, none of whom would take my bet about when an electronic pub would win a Pulitzer. 26 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I filled in for Jon Stewart one night, but then he showed up in the middle of the show, not happy I was sitting in his chair. 26 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was at a restaurant meeting with the entire \u202a@Syfy<\/a> digital team. We ate frozen grapes, and Meinhardt Raabe was a special guest. 26 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt that while I was waiting to fly to Comic-Con, I saw a woman prevented from boarding because she was George R. R. Martin’s stalker. 25 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I spotted a HUGE bug on the wall and was about to swat it, but became afraid crushing its egg sac would free thousands of babies. 24 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was reading a tribute site put together by fans of the candy store my mother used to own. (IRL, my mother owned no such thing.) 23 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt Dennis Franz stopped at my house in the middle of his coast-to-coast walking tour. And he was fueling himself by eating candy only. 23 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt Pink showed up while I waited at an airport baggage carousel, and people began to make fun of her weight, so I loudly defended her. 22 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I ran into David Mack in a hotel lobby, saw he wore a purple striped boating blazer exactly like mine, and was a little peeved. 22 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was trying to stay hidden from the world, and when my German Shepherd broke free and chased birds, I was terrified I’d be found. 21 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was in the woods of Maine with a camera crew from National Geographic<\/em> in search of wild animals in remote parts of the U.S. 21 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I thought I bumped into Bob Marley, but soon realized he was only a Bob Marley impersonator. He wanted us to chew tobacco together. 21 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt moderated a panel with Nathan Fillion on it while an episode of Firefly<\/em> screened behind us. But then he changed into Sarah Palin! 20 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt that while returning from a con, \u202a@EllenDatlow<\/a> and I and others got stranded at an airport, and I looked for a cab to run into town. 20 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I still worked at Marvel, and when a book was late and a fill-in needed, I wandered the office looking for negatives to reprint. 20 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I watched jealously as Irene leapt into a fountain. I held back so as not to get my wallet wet, then whined to Leno and Conan. 19 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I spotted a turtle on a grassy ledge behind me. Then I took an iPhone pic of him, surprising, as my iPhone _never_ works in dream. 18 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I watched a Daily Show<\/em> segment in which Jon Stewart was railing against the new fad for drive-through funerals. 18 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was taking over from my father the old timey candy store he’d run his entire life. Touching. And we were both Mexican. In Mexico. 18 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt Ash Murphy, doltish prison guard from Justified<\/em>, held a kid hostage for some bonds I had, but I woke before the drama played out. 18 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was back in my room at a con taking a shower at midnight — but only so I’d be reenergized, and could go out and party till dawn. 17 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was at a large round table talking food with three worldclass chefs when a box was delivered. Inside — a roast chicken and duck. 17 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I dropped a Neil Gaiman book, which turned to glass and shattered. I then picked up the shards so Neil wouldn’t get a flat tire. 15 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt that as I watched fish in a pond attempt to leap and get frogs off lily pads, the frogs tried to escape by crawling up my sleeves. 15 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt my (not IRL) alcoholic Dad was getting in trouble, and I was renovating my house to add an extra room so he could move in with us. 15 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I tried to calculate how long it would take to get a response to my question asked from the Moon, and had trouble with the math. 15 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was in church with Joe Biden, who insisted we all sing along to “Silent Night.” While we did, someone was making balloon animals. 14 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

Many dreams, but mostly meaningless fragments — a bright, blue refrigerator; a noisy, truck-filled crossroads; Harry Reasoner; Miami Beach. 14 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt Irene and I drove in a dry riverbed, and eventually came to a puddle in which people were fishing. They wouldn’t stop to let us by. 12 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I walked up seemingly endless stairs, continually bumping into and apologizing to the guy ahead of me who was moving like molasses. 12 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt the stairs to a friend’s basement were so low and narrow that I had to slide down on my side … and I never made it to the bottom! 11 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I spotted a guy in a sod suit who lay flat in the grass so he could then leap up and surprise people. But I woke before the payoff. 11 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I spotted Jon Stewart in a restaurant ranting loudly about his employer. I consciously chose not to record him, giving him privacy. 11 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I attended the first panel of a Readercon, which strangely was Eric Van interviewing Bryan Cholfin … in a nearly empty room. 11 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt radical vegans replaced a street vendor’s hot dogs with explosives, which I realized (too late) as a friend was taking a bite. Noo! 11 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt we drove through an old timey factory town with a billboard calling it LUNCH CAPITOL OF THE WORLD. We intended to find out why. 10 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was SNL<\/em> musical guest Art Garfunkel, closing out an episode, and when there was extra time, forced Jim Croce to join me onstage. 10 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I drove the wrong way on the highway, scaring oncoming traffic. Not sure why I was doing it, but I knew I had a damn good reason.10 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt Gardner Dozois and I were acting as toastmasters for the Hugo Awards, and I regret to inform you … there was ukulele involved. 10 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

\u202aI dreamt I’d bought a HUGE snow globe at a convention. In the hotel restaurant, I ran into Harlan Ellison, who saw it and wanted one, too. 9 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt Philip Seymour Hoffman and I wandered streets filled with architectural marvels as a whimsical Pushing Daisies-like voice narrated. 9 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I schmoozed Jim Steranko, hoping he’d let me take his picture, but he refused, saying all anyone should care about is the work. 8 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt three fiddle players were entertaining the crowd at a con’s registration, and I got into a conversation with one about the ukulele. 8 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt my clock radio went off and I “woke,” horrified to hear Mike Resnick eulogizing David Kyle. Glad I’m now _really_ awake! 8 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt we moved back to NYC, bought and renovated a condo, then realized far too late we were over a bar and would never be able to sleep! 8 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was with my (deceased) father and grandmother when Sean Howe entered and sat between them. There was an uncomfortable silence. 7 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I opened our freezer and a trapped cat leapt out. She rushed to her kittens, but it was too late — they’d died in her absence. 7 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was an old lady who burned down her house in a case of suicidal self-immolation immediately after poisoning someone. (But who?) 7 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt we came upon a dog whose collar Irene thought was too tight, so she loosened it, and I feared it would run off and we’d be blamed. 7 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

\u202aI dreamt Walt Simonson and Jonathan Vos Post (do those two even know each other?) ranted at me for hosting inappropriate content on my site. 7 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I wandered many dark alleys in London and eventually found the tea house I’d been looking for, the one that served marshmallow tea. 7 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I waited in a long (long!) line to buy gourmet cupcakes, a line that wound through an ancient castle, up and down narrow stairways. 7 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt Jeff VanderMeer and I were in an office, looking out at the ocean far below, computer screens behind us glowing in the glass. 6 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I saw Al Gore wearing a spikey raspberry and black wig — or maybe he’d dyed his hair that way — and was momentarily tempted. 6 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I wandered the length of a massive convention center, coming across many old friends, all of whom warned me not to join the union. 6 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I rummaged through a house which had recently been ransacked by a zombie horde and discovered DeForest Kelley’s desk calendar. 6 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt \u202a@RickBowes<\/a> had done his hair with curlers and beads, a cross between a cliched housewife and Rick James, but wouldn’t explain why. 5 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I’d moved into a NYC apartment and, wandering it in dark night and bumping into things, grew upset I couldn’t navigate from memory. 5 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was hanging around a bookstore spinner rack debating the strengths and weaknesses of the Alice in Wonderland books with my Mom. 4 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was Doctor Doom, lounging around without my mask, when I suddenly learned an attack was imminent and so quickly slipped it on. 4 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I still lived in the Ocean Parkway apartment I had when I was 11, and owned so many books I was considering building an addition. 3 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt zombies surrounded our house, about to attack, and I was sure that if I kept my hand on the front doorknob, they couldn’t get in. 3 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I wandered a museum and arrived at a mobile from which many dioramas of futuristic scenes dangled. I sat as they revolved about me. 2 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was part of a panel on ’70s NYC schools, and talked about the South Shore HS riots. Karen Meisner was there; I have no idea why. 2 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I worked for a company where the boss turned criminal, so I quit and ran. Got trapped in an elevator with dwarves and Carl Gnam. 2 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was in a post-apocalyptic world with a kid who was the only one who knew how to kill zombies. So my group treated him real nice. 2 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I helped two cartoonists draw their strip, and we agreed things would go faster if we had tails. But they’d have to be prehensile. 1 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I sat in the audience for a school debate competition, saw a dad mouthing a speech for his son, told him to stop, and we argued. 1 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I was in a crowded hotel corridor, peering into a ballroom in which James Owen, wearing a white tux, was being presented a trophy. 1 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n

I dreamt I hugged a cat so huge that when I hugged it I was pinned and couldn’t move. Plus — it didn’t have a cat mouth, but a human mouth! 1 Oct<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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