{"id":27689,"date":"2021-05-23T14:20:49","date_gmt":"2021-05-23T18:20:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/?p=27689"},"modified":"2021-05-23T14:20:49","modified_gmt":"2021-05-23T18:20:49","slug":"why-howard-the-duck-didnt-get-laid","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/2021\/05\/23\/why-howard-the-duck-didnt-get-laid\/","title":{"rendered":"Why Howard the Duck didn&#8217;t get laid"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Howard the Duck was supposed to get laid (sort of) in his debut issue cover-dated January 1976 \u2014 and though I no longer remember <em>why<\/em> he didn&#8217;t get laid, I have proof of that editorial alteration thanks to papers discovered in my late sister-in-law Ellen Vartanoff&#8217;s collection.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1-199x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"199\" height=\"300\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-27691\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1-199x300.jpg 199w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1-679x1024.jpg 679w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1-768x1159.jpg 768w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 199px) 100vw, 199px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>In that issue, there&#8217;s a scene where Howard lands in a nest and explains how it &#8220;reminds me of where I was first hatched.&#8221; But that is <em>not<\/em> how the word balloon was originally lettered.<!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Panel.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Panel-300x153.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"153\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-27692\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Panel-300x153.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Panel-768x393.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Panel.jpeg 776w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>As you can see from a photocopy of the original art for that page, the initial word balloon had Howard saying the nest reminded him of &#8220;where I was first laid.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve found no Comics Code paperwork, so I have no idea if they&#8217;re the ones who decided &#8220;laid&#8221; was too much of a double entendre, or if it was an internal decision, but the change was made.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Photocopy.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Photocopy-300x156.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"156\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-27695\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Photocopy-300x156.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Photocopy-1024x533.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Photocopy-768x400.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Photocopy-1536x799.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Photocopy-2048x1066.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Here&#8217;s the actual replacement lettering of the word &#8220;hatched&#8221; \u2014 along with John Romita, Sr.&#8217;s instructions to have the word stripped in, which tells me this was caught and changed <em>extremely<\/em> late in the process. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Correction.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Correction-300x176.jpeg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"176\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-27697\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Correction-300x176.jpeg 300w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Correction-1024x599.jpeg 1024w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Correction-768x449.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Correction-1536x899.jpeg 1536w, https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-content\/uploads\/2021\/05\/HowardtheDuck1Correction-2048x1198.jpeg 2048w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>We&#8217;re unlikely to ever know the cause for this alteration &#8230; unless my continued poring over my sister-in-law&#8217;s collection reveals more. I live in hope!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Howard the Duck was supposed to get laid (sort of) in his debut issue cover-dated January 1976 \u2014 and though I no longer remember why he didn&#8217;t get laid, I have proof of that editorial alteration thanks to papers discovered in my late sister-in-law Ellen Vartanoff&#8217;s collection. In that issue, there&#8217;s a scene where Howard [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[18,582,20],"class_list":["post-27689","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-comics","tag-howard-the-duck","tag-marvel-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27689","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=27689"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27689\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":27701,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/27689\/revisions\/27701"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=27689"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=27689"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=27689"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}