{"id":18690,"date":"2015-02-09T17:01:43","date_gmt":"2015-02-09T22:01:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/?p=18690"},"modified":"2015-02-09T17:01:43","modified_gmt":"2015-02-09T22:01:43","slug":"how-to-gain-5-pounds-in-7-days-then-lose-5-pounds-in-a-week","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/2015\/02\/09\/how-to-gain-5-pounds-in-7-days-then-lose-5-pounds-in-a-week\/","title":{"rendered":"How to gain 5 pounds in 7 days (then lose 5 pounds in a week)"},"content":{"rendered":"

The romance comic Top Love Stories<\/em> #16<\/a> (February 1954) wants you to know that whatever your size, it’s the wrong<\/em> size!<\/p>\n

The first thing you see upon opening the issue is an ad on the inside front cover for Wate-On homogenized liquid, designed to make readers worry that they’re “skinny” and “scrawny” when instead they should have “firm, good-looking healthy flesh” and “extra pounds.”<\/p>\n

\"WateOnAdTopLoveStories\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Meanwhile, the last thing you see after reading the stories within is a back cover ad for Kelpidine chewing gum—with Hexitol—certain to make readers insecure that they have “ugly fatty bulges” rather than “that dreamed about silhouette.”<\/p>\n

\"KelpidineTopLoveStories\"<\/a><\/p>\n

Gain 5 pounds in 7 days!<\/p>\n

No, wait—lose 5 pounds in a week!<\/p>\n

But, but, but—<\/p>\n

It’s a comic book at war with itself!<\/p>\n

And at war with any self-conscious readers as well … <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

The romance comic Top Love Stories #16 (February 1954) wants you to know that whatever your size, it’s the wrong size! The first thing you see upon opening the issue is an ad on the inside front cover for Wate-On homogenized liquid, designed to make readers worry that they’re “skinny” and “scrawny” when instead they […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[565,18],"class_list":["post-18690","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized","tag-ad","tag-comics"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18690","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=18690"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18690\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":18699,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/18690\/revisions\/18699"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=18690"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=18690"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=18690"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}