{"id":17937,"date":"2010-01-12T21:56:34","date_gmt":"2010-01-13T02:56:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/?p=17937"},"modified":"2015-01-17T20:57:01","modified_gmt":"2015-01-18T01:57:01","slug":"more-tweet-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/wordpress\/2010\/01\/12\/more-tweet-dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"More Tweet Dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Based on what I&#8217;ve seen from my other online friends, I seem to dream more than the usual amount. I sometimes tweet about two, three, even four dreams a day over on <a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/scottedelman\">Twitter<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I shared my Twitter dreams from October through December with you <a href=\"http:\/\/www.scottedelman.com\/2010\/01\/05\/17927\/\">last week<\/a>, and you can find my March through September tweet dreams, back to the beginning of my account, below.<\/p>\n<p>Why am I collecting these all here today? Blame  Patrick Nielsen Hayden. It&#8217;s all his fault. And if you don&#8217;t know what that means, you&#8217;ll just have to wait for my next LJ entry to find out!<\/p>\n<p><center><b>September 2009<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was held hostage by Amy Poehler from Baby Mama and Woody Harrelson from Natural Born Killers. I escaped, but I can&#8217;t remember how. <i>7:58 AM Sep 28th, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was on a train with Paul Di Filippo, and when we looked out the window, instead of stars, the sky was filled with cherry tomatoes. <i> 7:24 AM Sep 26th, 2009 from web<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I played both tour guide and bodyguard to Vladimir Putin as we wandered a dealers room. He seemed particularly interested in artwork.  <i>7:53 AM Sep 25th, 2009 from web<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I stepped aboard a docked Lindblad cruise ship to ask someone a question only for it to take off with no announcement and me on it.  <i>6:42 AM Sep 19th, 2009 from web<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt that Stan Lee and Marie Severin dropped by for a visit and ended up spending the night. Don&#8217;t worry&#8211;the guest room had double beds.  <i>6:33 AM Sep 19th, 2009 from web<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I woke in the Sovereign Media storeroom among mags which don&#8217;t really exist, including ones devoted to Doc Savage and Marvel Comics.  <i>8:51 AM Sep 17th, 2009 from web<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was planning an exotic vacation with Chuck&#8217;s sister and jerk brother-in-law. I couldn&#8217;t have been planning it with Chuck and Sarah?  <i>7:57 AM Sep 13th, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was on a lively creative writing panel with Nancy Kress during which I tweeted John Kessel about meeting for the pre-Hugos party.  <i>7:07 AM Sep 12th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I saw Jack Williamson alive and walking into my local supermarket, but it didn&#8217;t seem odd at all so we didn&#8217;t bother to speak. <i> 7:26 AM Sep 9th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was at DC while a LeRoy Neiman portrait of Jim Steranko was unveiled. The weird thing? Paul Levitz was dressed like Green Lantern.  <i>8:34 AM Sep 5th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt it was Irene&#8217;s and my 33rd wedding anniversary. Hey! Hold it right there. I _didn&#8217;t_ dream it! It _is_ our 33rd wedding anniversary!  <i>8:12 AM Sep 4th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was 98 years old, and my doctor wanted to prescribe me antidepressants. &#8220;Doc,&#8221; I said. &#8220;I&#8217;m not depressed &#8212; I&#8217;m 98 years old!&#8221;  <i>8:01 AM Sep 4th, 2009 <\/i><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><center><b>August 2009<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was prepping my Jeep to enter in a road race held at Readercon. Arthur C. Clarke was there, though Paul Di Filippo called him Sam.  <i>7:25 AM Aug 31st, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was chosen as a contestant on Survivor, but it turned out to be Survivor: The Office, and all I had to do was file and make copies. <i>9:04 AM Aug 29th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I attended a wake for an unidentified comics pro and bumped into Bob Dylan, who surprised me by knowing lots of detailed comics info. <i>8:02 AM Aug 25th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I&#8217;d bought a &#8217;50s convertible and was happily driving until it started to rain, and I realized I&#8217;d never checked if the roof worked. <i>8:06 AM Aug 19th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I visited Harlan Ellison with Andy Duncan, bringing boxes of donuts. When Harlan didn&#8217;t like them, we said it was Brett Cox&#8217;s idea. <i>8:14 AM Aug 18th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was walking the halls of DC Comics with Paul Kupperberg chatting about writing for House of Mystery again after three decades. <i>8:43 AM Aug 17th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I had moved back to NY and rented an apartment on the Upper West Side. As I walked north, the streets were as crowded as Comic-Con. <i>8:38 AM Aug 16th, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was in China and heard the Dalai Lama had died. I tried to light incense in his memory, but kept lighting my hair on fire instead. <i>8:28 AM Aug 16th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was in a Mexican standoff with Chris Elliott and John Goodman, all of us armed with shotguns. (Is there a more PC word for that?) <i>8:23 AM Aug 16th, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was at a business meeting with Ari Gold at which he punched one of his underlings for pretending to cry instead of actually crying. <i>8:03 AM Aug 15th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was with Neil Gaiman as he dressed for his wedding, while I helped clean his house for a party to be held there after the ceremony. <i>8:00 AM Aug 15th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I spent several days in jail, and while there, was visited by Cory Doctorow, who brought me a steampunk watch that spat electricity. <i>7:50 AM Aug 15th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I walked down Avenue P near Ocean Parkway with my dead grandmother, which I forgot until I found a scrawled middle-of-the-night note. <i>7:32 AM Aug 1st, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I bought a ferret, which even in the dream I recognized was a terrible idea. All it did was spit chunks of granola at me and hiss. <i>6:46 AM Aug 1st, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n<p><center><b>July 2009<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was at San Diego Comic-Con, and when I woke up &#8230; I was. Wow! Now only if this would occur with more personally rewarding dreams. <i>10:21 AM Jul 23rd, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt of Tony Isabella, an old friend not seen in years, without whom I&#8217;d never have gotten my job at Marvel:http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/nu79c8 <i>7:49 AM Jul 18th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>was visited by Pat Cadigan in a dream. Perhaps the fact that she&#8217;s in Laramie instead of London let her sneak in?http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/knt2dz <i>7:58 AM Jul 17th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I overheard Sovereign&#8217;s Carl Gnam arguing with Gahan Wilson over a column, which was odd, since Warren Lapine own Realms these days. <i>7:09 AM Jul 16th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I watched a documentary on Harlan. Not the real one, but one in which he had a son, shown growing older year by year in a montage. <i>6:37 AM Jul 14th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was hanging out with Ed McMahon. When he got up to sing, I told him his singing brought tears to my eyes &#8230; and not in a good way. <i>6:10 AM Jul 2nd, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I visited Dad at McGraw Hill like I used to, not at that boxy building on Sixth Avenue, but at the art deco beauty on 42nd Street. <i>5:48 AM Jul 1st, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><center><b>June 2009<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I saw Will Eisner, and instead of shocked to see him alive, I was disappointed I had none of my Spirit books with me for him to sign. <i>8:01 AM Jun 30th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was rescuing a hostage in the world of Life on Mars, teamed with Michael Imperioli. And my POV character? Why, I was Gretchen Mol! <i>6:59 AM Jun 29th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was eating in a theme restaurant at which all the waiters were SNL cast members, and Clint Eastwood was eating at the next table. <i>7:34 AM Jun 28th, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt that my iPhone turned into an onion, and yet I still tried to make calls on it, peeling back layer after layer in search of a keypad. <i>7:16 AM Jun 22nd, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was in Australia and got the idea one early, misty morning to _walk_ directly to New Zealand to spend the afternoon. And I did it! <i>6:10 AM Jun 21st, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I got to hang out privately with Harry Belafonte. He tried reading a story of mine, but stopped when he got to the dead zombie baby. <i>6:27 AM Jun 20th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was singing Radames in Aida, and doing fine until I realized I was singing Radames in Aida. Once that happened, I forgot the words. <i>7:08 AM Jun 19th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was a member of the SWAT team on the series Flashpoint, and Hugh Dillon&#8217;s kid was taken hostage on a college campus. We saved him. <i>6:40 AM Jun 18th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I came upon two beavers who seemed roadkill but were actually zombies. Hey, what kind of dreams do you expect? I&#8217;m at the Stokers! <i>10:50 AM Jun 12th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I bumped into Peter &#038; Kathleen David in front of the Brooklyn Museum. Oddly, I was scuba diving in a dream-only fountain at the time. <i>8:24 AM Jun 7th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt about Irene this morning, which wasn&#8217;t unusual, but I&#8217;m still not sure why they were _these_ dreams:http:\/\/tinyurl.com\/qdvfkj <i>7:20 AM Jun 5th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I bumped into Neal Adams in an urban park, and as basketball players moved around us, we sat and discussed the old days of ACBA. <i>8:31 AM Jun 4th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I returned home to find that Irene had gotten a crewcut, which looked good with the many tattoos she was also sporting in the dream. <i>8:33 AM Jun 3rd, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was moving into a NY apartment, all the while thinking, &#8220;Why am I here? I don&#8217;t want to be here. What&#8217;s happening to my plants?&#8221; <i>7:32 AM Jun 1st, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><center><b>May 2009<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was Rescue Me&#8217;s Tommy Gavin, telling some guy who was dating my wife that he&#8217;d better treat her right. It wasn&#8217;t pretty. <i>7:17 AM May 31st, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I bumped into Bill Shunn and showed him my iPhone apps, which were all pet-related (so not me), but they were boring, so I stopped. <i>7:40 AM May 30th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was writing a story about a lizard writing a novel, but my university professors insisted it be metaphorical rather than literal. <i>7:55 AM May 28th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I wandered Brooklyn&#8217;s Ocean Parkway and Avenue P, which I haven&#8217;t seen in decades, complaining about architectural changes. But why? <i>8:38 AM May 21st, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>was visited by Harlan Ellison in every one of my dreams last night, proof I spent too much time yesterday watching Dreams With Sharp Teerh. <i>7:51 AM May 9th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p><center><b>April 2009<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>also dreamt that I said I&#8217;d decide what my characters&#8217; favorite TV shows were&#8211;and then use none of that information in the story itself. <i>7:28 AM Apr 23rd, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>showed Ellen Datlow and Greer Gilman in dream how I learned who my characters were by going shopping and figuring out what they would buy. <i>7:24 AM Apr 23rd, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt that as my father and I packed for our flight home from Japan (a place we&#8217;d never visited in life), we paused to eat strawberries. <i>7:37 AM Apr 22nd, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt that my son (now 23) and I rode a train, only he was a baby. As he fell asleep on my chest, I fell asleep as well. People cooed. <i>7:05 AM Apr 20th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt that I was stretched out on a kingsized bed in a convention hotel room laying waste to a rack of ribs with Mark Evanier and Len Wein. <i>7:34 AM Apr 14th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I wandered a con hotel restaurant. Ate with Gardner Dozois, John Kessel and Carol Pinchefsky, not a trio I ever dined with awake. <i>8:40 AM Apr 12th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt that I shared a cubicle with SCI FI employees Randy Giudice and Shara Zoll, and I was about to head out to pick up Chinese. <i>6:54 AM Apr 4th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I worked at Patty Hewes&#8217; law firm, which if you watch Damages you know is not good. Was dressed like her in drag for a TV appearance. <i>8:22 AM Apr 3rd, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>was not visited by Tom Disch in dream. My only dream with a SF hook had me hanging at the apartment of former fanzine publisher Roger Ebert. <i>8:08 AM Apr 3rd, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n<p><center><b>March 2009<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I was buying a chili dog from a street vendor. Looked over to see Obama doing the same. Tried to speak to him but became incoherent. <i>7:25 AM Mar 31st, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt this morning I shot a deer, had no idea what to do with it, and went looking for neighbors in smoky restaurants for dressing advice. <i>8:43 AM Mar 30th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt Dad was alive. No surprise at seeing him, no memory he&#8217;d just died in January. We were waking to catch a plane home from China. Nice. <i>7:48 AM Mar 26th, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt that while Jackie O was sunning herself in my front yard, someone tried to kill her with a box of exploding galleys. But I saved her. <i>7:35 AM Mar 21st, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt the first sentence of the next scene of the short story I&#8217;ve been yammering about over the past week or so. Thank you, subconscious! <i>8:29 AM Mar 15th, 2009 <\/i><\/p>\n<p>dreamt I saw Cory Doctorow, who wore a hat made of a giant yellow rubber duckie. Frustrated because I couldn&#8217;t get my iPhone camera to work! <i>7:05 AM Mar 14th, 2009<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Based on what I&#8217;ve seen from my other online friends, I seem to dream more than the usual amount. I sometimes tweet about two, three, even four dreams a day over on Twitter. 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