I haven’t posted here since August 26th, which shows just how badly the Australian Worldcon, the New Zealand vacation that followed, and the post-vacation catching up at work took out of me. So for those of you who don’t follow me on either Twitter or Facebook and have wondered at the silence—yes, I’m alive!

But before I get back to regular posts, I think a bit of housecleaning is in order. So, with September almost done, here are August’s dream tweets, which I haven’t had time to collect and share with you until now.

I dreamt my teeth were falling out, which is one of the most common dreams, but the first time (that I can recall) it’s ever happened to me. August 29, 2010 7:53:48 AM

I dreamt the eggs I was scrambling overflowed their pans and expanded to fill the kitchen, like something out of an episode of I Love Lucy. August 28, 2010 7:18:37 AM

I dreamt two mad doctors were about to anesthetize me for some nefarious purpose, so I grabbed a baseball bat and beat the crap out of them. August 28, 2010 7:16:30 AM

I dreamt I sang a rousing rendition of “Stagger Lee,” but why and to whom, I no longer remember. Wish you could have heard me, though. August 28, 2010 7:14:06 AM

Last night’s dreams were a jumble: Running into high school friends, standing in long lines, starring in Guys and Dolls. Nothing coherent. August 27, 2010 7:33:01 AM

I dream I appeared on David Letterman to show off the Star Wars robot I’d designed. The name of my droid? The DeathToot 2000. August 26, 2010 6:26:02 AM

I dreamt I quit my job as a fashion designer (or so I said in the dream) because: “I want to do more than make rich people look powerful.” August 26, 2010 6:22:27 AM

I dreamt I was preparing to interview Stan Lee on TV. Stan was in a bathrobe. I was getting dressed, pulling pins out of the shirt I’d wear. August 26, 2010 6:21:09 AM

I dreamt I was at a Stoker banquet at which a zombie took the stage and ATE a copy of my What Will Come After. I protested. It didn’t care. August 25, 2010 8:14:25 AM

I dreamt that I woke, and as I stood, Dave Cockrum’s ghost appeared to deliver an important message. If only I could remember what it was! August 25, 2010 8:10:52 AM

I dreamt that as I hung with my writers group a pickpocket stole their wallets. When I called the cops, Sully from Third Watch investigated. August 25, 2010 8:08:26 AM

I dreamt I took a dozen employees of my Dad’s business to lunch at a Mexican restaurant. So why were there olives and humus on the table? August 24, 2010 8:13:57 AM

After working for 14 hours yesterday, I dreamt I was in Moveable Type working even more. Aren’t dreams supposed to be an _escape_ from work? August 24, 2010 8:11:41 AM

I dreamt I listened to a band, then realized the lead guitarist was Mary Turzillo. When we spoke, she was with a Barbie doll-sized girl. August 22, 2010 8:56:51 AM

I dreamt I was wandering Francis Ford Coppola’s country estate with my wife on the way to a private opera performance he was hosting. August 22, 2010 8:52:52 AM

I dreamt I was crossing the street with James Cameron and Amelia Beamer while he went on and on about how much he loved her new novel. August 22, 2010 8:50:29 AM

I dreamt I heard planes and looked outside to see an intricate Blue Angels-style routine up in the sky — performed by jumbo jets! August 22, 2010 8:48:15 AM

I dreamt I was Frankie Avalon’s limo driver, taking him to a string of crappy hotels. He’d get pissed when he wasn’t recognized at check-in. August 22, 2010 8:46:36 AM

I dreamt I investigated a lawsuit against a company Bob Howe and I worked for. When I told him he appeared innocent, my boss didn’t like it. August 22, 2010 8:42:33 AM

I dreamt I stepped through into an alternate universe, one in which all who came from this world were hunted. I ran and hid, but was caught. August 21, 2010 6:03:16 AM

I dreamt I affectionately hugged a fat cat while reading a book of Victorian poetry, something unlikely in real life. (The cat, that is.) August 21, 2010 6:00:02 AM E

I dreamt I watched as the Vampire King of Mississippi announced he was “foreordained” to marry Sookie Stackhouse. Bill Compton wasn’t happy. August 21, 2010 5:57:58 AM

I dreamt I was at a con showing @tinytempest how my new iPad worked, which would never happen, because she’s the queen of electronics. August 20, 2010 8:21:00 AM

I dreamt the HWA was raising money by selling off dozens of Stoker Awards trophies on which the recipients’ names had been misspelled. August 20, 2010 8:15:24 AM

I had a dream that involved Roger Ebert, Newt Gingrich and spaghetti, but I’ve forgotten all the details … which is probably just as well. August 19, 2010 8:17:56 AM

I dreamt it was taking forever to reach a platform in the DC Metro, because the escalators suddenly turned into endless chutes and ladders. August 19, 2010 8:15:59 AM

I dreamt I dumped thousands of coins on a store counter to buy something and found Carter and Teddy Roosevelt campaign buttons mixed in. August 18, 2010 8:16:34 AM

I dreamt Michael Emerson and I were saying goodbye after having acted together on the final season of Lost. (I’ve no clue as to my role.) August 17, 2010 8:40:39 AM

I dreamt I was on a reality show and challenged to build a way to cross a moat, so I was duct-taping together yardsticks into a bridge. August 17, 2010 8:36:14 AM

I dreamt I waited in line at the mall to see the movie Fuzzy Dice when Johnny Drama showed up and the crowd roared, since he was the star. August 17, 2010 8:33:18 AM

I dreamt I bumped into Jon Stewart in a parking lot. He wanted me to get into his car, but I couldn’t — it was completely filled with salt. August 17, 2010 8:26:11 AM

I dreamt my father was alive, and while visiting him found a cache of paintings he’d left for me including a cover recreation of Superman #1. August 17, 2010 8:23:24 AM

I dreamt I wandered San Diego Comic-Con trudging through half a foot of snow. Even more unbelievable — I was trying to find the SFWA suite. August 16, 2010 7:52:08 AM

I dreamt I made the world’s greatest eggcream, only it was far more complicated than in real life, requiring Jack Kirby style equipment. August 15, 2010 10:15:37 AM

I dreamt I was hunted by — cops? criminals? — and dove into a print shop and blended in by covering myself with ink and getting to work. August 15, 2010 10:13:19 AM

I dreamt I watched as a man with a waist-length beard auditioned for a TV talk show by singing the praises of the movie Curious George 2. August 15, 2010 10:10:15 AM

I dreamt I watched as two Damon Runyon-esque thugs invaded Marie Severin’s house. She chased them off with two forks and embarrassing quips. August 15, 2010 10:04:46 AM

I dreamt I went into a Subway to order a sandwich, but when I stepped up to the counter it grew to be twice as tall as me, and I couldn’t. August 14, 2010 8:22:04 AM

I dreamt I settled into a hot tub, not realizing until after I was submerged that I was fully clothed. August 14, 2010 8:20:12 AM

I dreamt I was inside a crater left by a nuclear bomb explosion, and for some reason attempting to evade the search party trying to find me. August 14, 2010 8:17:24 AM

I dreamt I owned a cage filled with dozens of tiny frogs. I blinked, and then there were only five, grown huge from eating all the others. August 13, 2010 8:26:13 AM

I dreamt I was wandering my mother’s house in search of my wife, calling out Irene’s name, but not finding her, and waking still searching. August 13, 2010 8:22:19 AM

I dreamt that my father, who’d been a NYC cab driver as a young man, was zooming around midtown Manhattan in his taxi with me as a fare. August 13, 2010 8:19:43 AM

I dreamt I was an impoverished Bill Murray. I pulled a series of more and more complicated scams until I was rich. And then I was arrested. August 12, 2010 8:07:54 AM

I dreamt I was an alien creature inside a huge hollow satellite. After gazing at it, I sprouted wings and flew through its vast interior. August 12, 2010 8:04:53 AM

I dreamt I was wandering an extremely crowded Comic-Con dealers room in search of 1960s fanzines for my sister-in-law and finding nothing. August 11, 2010 7:51:13 AM

I dreamt I talked to Kim Newman about what he called “the greatest California time-traveling vampire movie ever.” Wish I recalled the title! August 10, 2010 8:21:58 AM

I dreamt I was flying home when my plane had to make an emergency landing. But I didn’t mind because we ended up stopping in Egypt. August 10, 2010 8:16:50 AM

I dreamt I went to my local movie theater where I was surprised to find Irene selling tickets. And when I got inside, selling popcorn, too. August 10, 2010 8:10:16 AM

I dreamt I splashed about in a waterfall that suddenly turned to blood, but wasn’t bothered, because I knew it had been done by Joss Whedon. August 10, 2010 8:07:48 AM

I dreamt I visited Marie Severin and yucked it up remembering the good old days at Marvel. August 8, 2010 8:47:48 AM

I dreamt I bumped into Neil Gaiman in the I-Con green room, where we compared our identical (well, mine were larger) extremely ornate shoes. August 8, 2010 8:45:11 AM

I dreamt I was kidnapped, injected with senses-enhancing drugs, and sent on a mission. I instead used my new abilities to escape my captors. August 7, 2010 7:11:27 AM

I dreamt I ordered a huge bowl of vanilla ice cream buried in blueberries in Cape Cod, believing the fruit turned the ice cream healthy. August 6, 2010 7:57:46 AM

I dreamt I was acting in an off-Broadway play with the characters from True Blood (and NOT the actors who portray them). It was … weird. August 6, 2010 7:53:25 AM

I dreamt I visited Paul Di Filippo and Deb Newton and crawled through tiny doorways to see their books neatly organized in maple bookcases. August 5, 2010 7:38:04 AM

I dreamt that I worked at the morgue performing autopsies and doing CSI-like investigations — and one of my coworkers was Ellen Page. August 5, 2010 7:32:51 AM

I dreamt that while wandering a strip mall with my son, I discovered (surprise!) that the NY Times is actually published out of a tiny shop. August 5, 2010 7:29:58 AM

I dreamt I was helping Walter Bishop with a kidnapping in a parking lot, but whenever we’d start to make our move, a witness would show up. August 3, 2010 6:34:40 AM

I dreamt I was discussing a new WHC event with Steve Jones — from now on there’d be a mud pit and all writers would have to wrestle in it. August 3, 2010 6:32:40 AM

I dreamt I was helping Vincent Price sell off his possessions. I sat with him wrapping up knickknacks so they could go to their new owners. August 3, 2010 6:29:02 AM

I dreamt I drove down the road in my Jeep and spotted a much larger than life emu ahead. I slowed until it was beside me and took its photo. August 3, 2010 6:23:29 AM

I dreamt I’d pulled off a heist with Steve Carell and a gang of complete idiots, and were ditching our identifiable clothes and dispersing. August 3, 2010 6:20:49 AM

I dreamt I arrived at a funeral with a flag-draped horse-drawn coffin to find one already there, then fought over which was the right one. August 2, 2010 7:55:26 AM

I dreamt I stood by my father, who was in a coma. He’d been under so long I then had to fetch shaving supplies so Mom could trim his beard. August 2, 2010 7:47:42 AM

I dreamt I appeared opposite friend Allan Grosman in a production of “Of Mice and Men,” which many years ago in real life he directed me in. 8:46 AM Aug 1st

I dreamt I showed my Mom a slideshow of a comic I’d written and drawn about my Dad. I was impressed, since in the waking world I can’t draw. 8:42 AM Aug 1st

I dreamt I was a patient in a Japanese hospital. (No idea why.) But I was bored, so I snuck out against doctor’s orders and wandered Tokyo. 8:39 AM Aug 1st

I dreamt I was the Creature in Frankenstein. I was angry with the director because she wanted us to camp it up rather than play it serious. 8:36 AM Aug 1st

I dreamt I phoned out for a pizza and when the delivery guy arrived, it was Eric Northman. I told him I hoped the garlic didn’t bother him. 8:33 AM Aug 1st