Jason Pettus of the Chicago Center for Literature and Photography has encountered my zombie collection What Will Come After, and thought it rotten!

And since I believe in total disclosure, and that there’s no such thing as a bad review, I’m here to tell you that not only did he feel it was—

a story collection that gets very tedious very fast

—and that I exasperated him so much he was moved to say—

J-sus, ask me how ready I am for that literary trend to be over!

—but that he also dubbed the book—

A big disappointment from the normally great PS Publishing

Sorry I let you down, Pete!

To read the complete review, visit the Chicago Center for Literature and Photography.