A new month begins, and so it’s once more time to harvest the previous month’s dreams as shared on Twitter and see whether there’s any greater sense to be made of them when they’re gathered all in one place.

Last month, guest appearances were by Hodor, Henry Kissinger, Tina Fey, Mr. Bean, and more!

September 2014

I dreamt I wandered Columbus until I came upon a comics museum — NOT the Billy Ireland — and marveled at artwork which never existed IRL. Sep 30

I dreamt I was 30 Rock‘s Tina Fey, inherited $63,000, and when I heard my brother needed money, sent him $200, and felt generous about it. Sep 30

I dreamt @IreneVartanoff and I arrived home after a trip and got into a weird argument about ukuleles, details of which I don’t remember. Sep 30

I dreamt that while I was eating at @NextRestaurant, F. Brett Cox snuck in and sat down at my table, and I was afraid he’d be tossed out. Sep 30

I dreamt I went to a Taylor Swift concert with my son and was called to the stage to dance. I apologized in advance for his embarrassment. Sep 29

I dreamt I walked off with a tureen of pate from a restaurant’s refrigerator, and only after eating it ALL did I think — why did I do that? Sep 29

I dreamt I was in the hospital with a kid Human Torch, and he used his superpowers to fuse our door shut for a reason I no longer remember. Sep 29

I dreamt I was on set as Arnold Schwarzenegger and Henry Winkler filmed a movie, creating many bloopers as props continually failed them. Sep 28

I dreamt I was attending a support group of some kind when in walked fully armored Xena. Woke before learning what her problem was, though. Sep 28

I dreamt the government wanted me to register my telepathic powers, so I told them to leave me alone, that I’d make them forget I existed. Sep 28

I dreamt I was attending McDonald’s school, and when I said I wanted Chinese food for lunch, classmates shoved hash browns down my throat. Sep 28

I dreamt I was locked up by a Saw-like mastermind who tossed me a gun. I didn’t catch it — I thought it was a fingerprint-harvesting trick. Sep 28

I dreamt I downloaded and watched the trailer for the upcoming Breaking Bad/Walking Dead crossover series. Poor Carol didn’t end well … Sep 25

I dreamt I was in a restaurant where the next table was served a full-sized tree, its branches heavy with sparklers and pork. I was jealous. Sep 24

I dreamt I was eating with Harlan Ellison, who grew upset I ordered him a mozzarella pie. I guess Harlan’s lactose intolerant in my dreams. Sep 24

I dreamt I visited a comics shop where I filled my arms with a teetering pile of books. Put them down for a moment, and then they were gone! Sep 24

I dreamt I was binging on pumpkins pies — a LOT of them — while trying to hide the evidence from my son. Lots of food dreams last night! Sep 22

I dreamt that as I waited in line at an ice cream shop, a guy ahead of me reached out and plucked all the cherries from the cherry vanilla. Sep 22

Lost one of last night’s dreams because I no longer remember what I was trying to tell myself when I wrote down MEXICAN FOOD. Sep 20

I dreamt that while trying to get to work, I keep stepping off elevators and into operating rooms. Doctors keep trying to help me, but fail. Sep 20

I dreamt I drove down a country road at night and came upon a man on horseback with many dogs. Tried to pass, but dogs just would not move! Sep 20

I dreamt I went to a steakhouse with a group including @stdesjardins. All he could eat was a bowl of pineapple, cantaloupe and watermelon. Sep 19

I dreamt that during a writing workshop I accidentally dropped a bag scattering hundreds of cherry Life Savers. And @mojaveb was not amused. Sep 19

I dreamt @neiltyson was swearing in George H. W. Bush at a trial, while @scalzi and I tried fruitlessly to snap pics of it with our iPhones. Sep 18

I dreamt Paul Di Filippo found me an editing gig which seemed perfect for me, which now that I’m awake I can no longer remember. Too bad! Sep 13

I dreamt I was with Paul Di Filippo and Barry Malzberg, and we had the idea our lives were a shared fantasy we were having in a hospital. Sep 11

I dreamt I peered into a hotel minibar filled with cake and candy and discovered the previous guest had taken a single bite out of each one. Sep 11

I dreamt my mother nudged me to buy a birthday present for my father. But since he’s dead, I didn’t understand why he’d expect a present. Sep 11

I dreamt I wandered a hotel bar where John Crowley was pontificating about the wine he was drinking using terms I don’t even understand. Sep 11

I dreamt the phone rang, didn’t answer, and listened as an answering machine message was left with mob threats in Michael Imperioli’s voice. Sep 10

I dreamt I bumped into old Marvel Bullpen pal Don McGregor in a bar, but he didn’t recognize me, kept walking until I pulled out old photos. Sep 10

I dreamt I was in a crazed chef’s kitchen watching shrimp be sent through a Rube Goldberg device — conveyer belts, a ferris wheel, nitro! Sep 10

I dreamt @Chavoen and I were in an opera audience, singing the parts before the performance. She tried the baritone, but I had to take over. Sep 10

I dreamt I brought a durian to a Starbucks, but then couldn’t crack it open because I’d failed to bring a good enough knife. Darn! Sep 8

I lost a dream because this middle-of-the-night note no longer acts as a catalyst: HOSPITAL HURRICANE PETS ELEVATOR. Can’t rescue them all! Sep 8

I dreamt I told someone (I no longer remember who or why) “We are responsible for our own happiness.” Wish I could recall the circumstances! Sep 8

I dreamt I baked English muffins for Henry Kissinger and Jon Stewart. But Kissinger kept hiding the toaster while I was heating them in it. Sep 8

I dreamt I won $1,000,000 by playing an odd videogame on my parents’ computer, and wondered whether I should wake them and let them know. Sep 8

I dreamt a friend had a heart attack, but the ambulance couldn’t reach him, so we had to carry his stretcher through a swimming pool. Sep 7

I dreamt I did yard work with Hodor — mowing, raking, bagging leaves, etc. — while a mylar balloon hung over our heads just out of reach. Sep 7

I dreamt I lifted a French cruller to my mouth, but by the time it got there, it had transformed into a glazed lemon donut. Ah. dream food! Sep 7

I dreamt I was packing up items to be sold by Heritage Auctions, all comics memorabilia that doesn’t exist in real life — but I wish did! Sep 6

I dreamt I kibitzed from the audience in a packed room as George R. R. Martin spoke — then ran up and stole his notes. So he chased me! Sep 6

I dreamt I got into such an intense food fight we all ended up covered with so much flour and sugar we looked like walking coffee cakes. Sep 6

I dreamt I was sitting on the beach with Ellen Datlow and Gardner Dozois, waiting for a Stoker Awards banquet to begin. Yes. On the beach. Sep 4

I dreamt I discovered I suddenly had the power to touch the words in a printed book and delete and replace them just like with a computer. Sep 3

I dreamt I was a superhero who decided a skyscraper penthouse was too public a headquarters, and began seeking out a secret cavern. Sep 3

I dreamt I found a gem, a scarab, and a scroll with a written incantation to be read while holding both. I did so, but woke before a result. Sep 3

I dreamt I was telling Laurence Schoen about a story I was writing in which a guy used a cane because of an accident he’d had in Sumatra. Sep 2

I dreamt Mr. Bean was hammering nails into his head like an old timey circus sideshow performer for some reason I no longer remember. Sep 2

I dreamt I was at a World Horror Con wheeling my mother through the crowd on a morgue gurney and introducing her to other writers. Hmm. Sep 2

I dreamt Marv Wolfman ran up to a busy intersection, made a show of tossing a conductors’ baton into the street, then skipped off, laughing. Sep 1

I dreamt I took part in a Stroll with the Stars event which listed separate starting points for U.S. and European fans. I bristled at that. Sep 1

I dreamt that while sitting at a bar I was offered liquid nitrogen turkey, mashed potatoes or fruit cocktail. I chose the latter, of course. Sep 1