As part of my lifelong attempt to prove to the world that I have no shame, I’ve just uploaded a fifth excerpt from my gig as Toastmaster at the 2000 Nebula Awards. In this clip, I explain to the crowd one of the important differences between the Nebulas and the Oscars.

Those of you who were there or who heard from others about that sordid moment will know what to expect. As for the rest of you, well, you’ll just have to decide whether you’re brave enough.

There are some things which once seen cannot be unseen. The choice is yours. You were warned.